English - sub-forum, موضوعات باللغة الإنجليزية في الثقافي خيارات

[hassan mahdi‏]

Dear Friends

There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind , Shehated everyone , except her loving boyfriend , He was always
there for her ,
She told her boyfriend , ( If I could only see the world ,
I will marry you )

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One day , someone donated a pair of eyes to her , When the bandages came off , she was able to see everything , including her
boyfriend.
He asked her : Now that you can see the world , will you marry me..!!
The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind too , The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her , She hadn't expected that , The thought of looking at them the rest of her life , led her to refuse to marry him.
*********

Her boyfriend left in tears , Days later wrote a note to her saying :
( Take good care of your eyes , my dear , for before they were yours , they were mine )

[نورالدين احمد]

Dear Hassan
Inspired story indeed, there is always some people ever desirve our sacrification!!
Thank you for the incridable lesson.

[نورالدين احمد]

• Left-wing politics likes poor people so much they create them

· In a dictatorship you're told: "Shut up!" In a democracy it's: "Keep talking!"...

· While we were having' dinner, on the TV, they showed starving little Africans! On African TV, they don't show people eating!

· When it comes to nuclear weapons, I'm neither for, nor against it - on the contrary!"

· There are two kinds of justice: the lawyer who knows everything about the law, and the lawyer who knows everything about the judge.

· France has the best French politicians in the world!

· A neutral country is one which does not sell weapons to a country at war... Unless it pays cash.

· Yuri Gagarin was extremely unlucky: after orbiting Earth 17 times, he fell back in USSR!

· God said: let's share. The rich will get enough to eat, and the poor will have appetite.

· People say, "We live in a world full of morons!" They are right. But they still underestimate their number.

· Just because there are so many of them being wrong doesn't mean they're right.

· I know I look stupid, but most of the credit goes to the uniform (posing as a cop).

· Some people get a kid just because they can't afford a dog.

· Society didn't want us? Well, it can rest assured that we don't want it either!

· Long term credit means that the less you can pay, the more you pay.

· Death: if you're hit, you'd better make fun of it; if you're not, there's no reason not to make fun of it.

· Communism is one of the few grave diseases we didn't try on animals first.

· A sandwich, in USSR, consists of one ticket for ham between two tickets for bread.

· I used to pee my bed and was very ashamed of it. After seeing a psychiatrist I am still peeing my bed... But now I am proud of it.

· I'm not a nouveau riche, I'm a former poor.

· From every one of those who have nothing to say, the nicest are those who keep it for themselves.

· They say the crisis is making the rich richer and the poor poorer. I can't see how that's a crisis.

· Politicians are to politics what holes are to cheese. More cheese means more holes. But more holes means less cheese.

· If we are to believe what is said, then the rich are the bad guys and the poor are the good guys. Then how come everyone wants to be a bad guy?

· They say 3 million people are looking for a job. False: all they really need is money.

· (As a cop :) If we're not allowed to punch them in the face, kick them in the balls, or in the butt, how are we supposed to interrogate them? Sometimes they don't even speak our language!

· The speed of light is faster than the speed of sound, which is why sometimes people look bright until they start talking.

· I'm not a racist; my dog is black.

· There are fewer foreigners in France than there are racists.

· Instead of blind we say "sight-impaired", instead of deaf we say "hearing-impaired", so should fools be called "understanding-impaired"? (possibly inaccurately paraphrased)

· I'm following two diets simultaneously because with only one I wasn't getting enough to eat.

· Sportsmen are stupid, right. But that's the team spirit! Guys in a team, they have but one spirit. So they have to share it...

· You can get AIDS on a toilet seat, but there are more comfortable places.

· Always remember that while the Gestapo had means to make you talk, our politicians have means to keep us quiet.

· Earning a living isn't worth the sweat: you're already living. Job opportunities are scarce, so rather let who likes it have some.

· Besides gangster or politician, what can you do without qualifications? All there's left is artist.

· One half of the politicians can't do anything; the other half would do anything.

· Our immigrants would live better back in their country. To prove this: we love going there for vacation!

· I went to Dakar [Senegal] for vacation... However, when checking my map of Paris: not a street matched each other!

· If one day you feel useless and depressed, remember: one day you were the fastest spermatozoon of all

· Capitalism is man exploiting man. Socialism is just the opposite.

· Do you know what I think of morons who listen to music while standing in uniform? The answer is in the question.

· I don't mean that all cops are intelligent - that would be too gross a generalization.

· (In a campaign speech :) I'll quit politics when politicians quit comedy - they steal my job, I steal theirs.

· Can you make fun of everything? Well, my opinion is: if it's been funny, you were right to do it.

· If there were a tax on stupidity, the government would be self-financing.

· Playing the fool can be useful, but really it's easier just to be one.

· I don't have any message... any wickedness... However, I am still being hated by half of you all...

· I am capable of the very best and the very worst, but I'm the best at being the worst!

Clouche Diary ( A French comedian) arrived at my email.

[ياسر أبوالقاسم س...]

The Chimney Sweeper is a poem of William Black the greatest English poet; it was announced as a revolution against the mistreatment for the orphans who used to clean the chimneys due to their body size which allow them to easy and free movement.

Although you are aged and mature enough; nevertheless your heaviness is not the weight of slim model; I guess… but I sentence you guilty as the (Kassla Beauty chimney sweeper).

Mr Noor, you are opening amazing loops of creativity astonished me as new comer in this green valley of Altaka sons … I may come regular visitor to this POST… on you and your team approvals since I am still climbing your seminal summit of proportion merits of inventiveness.

Please sign on my application for membership … I have no promised qualifications but I know I am active enough to bring excited themes to be widely discussed …

[نورالدين احمد]

I can honestly tell you that dear Yasir, this is the first time ever I received such inspired words like what you just posted down here in the forum since Feb.2010.

I think people - sometimes- need to have something different, and I am confiednet you will help them to get there.

Thank you very much,,, ways paved and door open for your valuable contributions

[ياسر أبوالقاسم س...]

Well.. my idea here is to improve our poor skills in this foreign language by estimating a topic and push the narration on limited criteria on pre-decided lines count, I suggest 5 lines maximum.

Well.. While I used the Blake's poem on my starting on I will give the first lines from the well known poem of him; colleagues in the POST are requested gently to explore for the next line (s) till we close the poem on hierarchically aspects lead to new understanding of this poet who has been source of inspiration one day, comments are acceptable after the lines as well.

The Chimney Sweeper

William Blake

When my mother died I was very young,
And my father sold me while yet my tongue
Could scarcely cry 'weep! 'weep! 'weep! 'weep!
So your chimneys I sweep, and in soot I sleep

END.

What is up?? Are you still reading? come on dear… WEB is too rich and prosperous to be used only in You Tube videos…. move your mouse and make positive clicks..

[نورالدين احمد]

Dear Yasir,
It seemed like I got lost here, and would just like you to give us more steady clarification/s on what exactly you want us to do , should we search to bring the other missing verses to complete the poem you sent , or bring a new poem starting from the last letter of the rhyme? I mean is that like (Mutaraha Sheeriya) whateve the case it is an expercies for us to improve our performance in the language as you said . I am standing in between here don't know which is correct , (The two methods can achieve the objective you set) but we need to know what to do really, completion of the poet or a new poet ,because this is important for us to be in line with what you think should be.
I am confident that either this or that it will enrich this great initiative you are leading here, like other great things you start doing to Kassala beauty - I really like them all.
Sorry if my comments confused this scene.

[ياسر أبوالقاسم س...]

Absolutely your comments will never being poor or being bore.

Defiantly to be in the dark corner of the picture will never add any value to the scheme; but before clarifying this point for you together with our colleagues who share the creativeness, I have a remark here that why are you in a doubt? Keening to improve our skills in communication we should analyze the shortfall aiming to avoid it in the future, are you agree?

I will assume that you are agree; then kindly look below at my previous request.

"Colleagues in the POST are requested gently to explore for the next line (s) till we close the poem on hierarchically aspects"

This was my request to explore; look for and find the lines in the same poem for example if I supply for you The lyrics from "HIPS DON'T LIE"which was written by Shakira and being song by "Shakira and Wyclef Jean) I will write

"Ladies up in here tonight
No fighting, no fighting
We got the refugees up in here
No fighting, no fighting
Shakira, Shakira"



So Member # (1) will write the next lines :

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish
Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi casa (si, Shakira Shakira), su casa
Shakira, Shakira
Member# (2) will write
"Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body"

And so on…

This will attract the curious of the member who is trying to find out; then this will lead to new understanding for this poet and his poem and may lead to wide aspects of narration comprehending.

I wish I made it clear..

Thanks for your following ups

[نورالدين احمد]

That's great Yasir, I will prepare myself and come back to here

.

[نورالدين احمد]

Theres little Tom Dacre, who cried when his head

That curled like a lambs back was shav’d, so I said.

Hush Tom never mind it, for when your head’s bare,

You know that the soot cannot spoil your white hair
End

[ياسر أبوالقاسم س...]

Well done Noor; it is fantastic and glorious hunting from the Web; your hub got a sharp needle to catch the Diamonds of Blake; I can recognize your proud feeling while you are touching the magnificent shining jewels of the greatest poet, don't you!

Waiting for our colleges to feel the same when they will try to touch the boundaries of the Treasure Island that belongs to Blake …

Worm regards to all of you …

Grammatical revision, I miss (S) in belongs;





تم تحرير المشاركة بواسطة ياسر أبوالقاسم سحابي: Aug 7 2010, 10:26 AM